Effective Date: The moment you realize your cookie jar is empty and you start craving more.
Welcome to ChefGirlRV!
By browsing, clicking, and especially by buying our glorious organic keto lactation cookies, you agree to the rules of the house. Don't worry, we're not asking for your firstborn, but we do expect you to follow a few simple guidelines.
1. Your Account: Don't Be a Crumb Snatcher
• Registration: To join our cookie-loving club and place an order, you'll need to create an account. Please don't impersonate a celebrity, a cartoon character, or your neighbor's cat. Just be yourself—we promise we won't judge your late-night cookie habit.
• Security: Keep your password safer than the last cookie in the jar. We are not responsible for any purchases made by a mischievous toddler who has managed to get their hands on your phone.
2. Ordering Our Cookies: A Journey to Deliciousness
• Product Descriptions: We do our best to describe our cookies accurately. However, we cannot be held responsible for extreme cookie bliss or the sudden urge to hide the entire box from your significant other.
• Order Acceptance: When you place an order, you'll get a confirmation email. This is our way of saying, "We're in the kitchen, and the cookies are on their way!" It does not constitute a legally binding agreement to deliver you unlimited free cookies for life (though we understand why you'd wish it did). We reserve the right to refuse or cancel any order for any reason, including an inability to meet a sudden global demand for our baked goods.
3. Payment: No Monopoly Money, Please
• Pricing: Our cookie prices are clearly listed. All prices are in USD and do not include the cost of a babysitter so you can enjoy them in peace.
• Payment: We accept all major credit cards and other forms of digital payment. We do not, however, accept hugs, promises of eternal friendship, or bartered baby gear as payment.
4. Shipping and Delivery: The Arrival of Happiness
• Shipping Estimates: We provide shipping estimates based on the best information we have. We'll do our best to get your cookies to you quickly, but please remember we cannot control the weather or whether your delivery person gets sidetracked by a particularly cute squirrel.
• Risk of Loss: The risk of your cookies being lost in transit passes to you the moment they leave our bakery. Our advice? Track your package with the determination of a nursing mom with a craving.
5. Returns and Refunds: When You Just Can't Go On Without Them
• Perishable Goods: Due to their delicious and perishable nature, our cookies cannot be returned. We're confident you'll love them, and our "no returns" policy helps prevent sad, lonely cookies from traveling through the mail.
• Refunds: If you are unhappy with your purchase for a legitimate reason (e.g., they arrived as crumbs, not cookies), please contact us within 24 hours of delivery. We'll do our best to make it right. Proof of disappointment, like a picture of the sad-looking cookies, is helpful.
6. Intellectual Property: Our Recipe, Our Rules
• Content: All content on our site, including the photos of our mouth-watering cookies, is our property. You may not copy, reproduce, or steal our intellectual property. This includes trying to reverse-engineer our recipe by tasting one and claiming it's yours.
7. Termination: The Cookie Monster Has Had Enough
• Termination: We reserve the right to terminate your account or deny service to anyone who violates these terms. This might happen if you use our site for illegal cookie activities, like selling unauthorized copies of our delicious treats.
8. Governing Law: In a Land of Cookies and Milk
• Jurisdiction: This agreement is governed by the laws of the state of Missouri. Any legal dispute will be handled here, ideally over a fresh plate of cookies.
9. Disclaimer: Acknowledging the Truth
• Lactation Claims: We believe in our cookies, and the many positive experiences our customers have shared. However, we are not medical professionals and cannot guarantee a specific outcome. As always, consult your lactation consultant or healthcare provider for medical advice. Our cookies are a delicious support system, not a magic cure.
10. Changes to These Terms: The Un-fun Part
• Updates: We may update these T&Cs from time to time to keep things fresh. We'll post the changes on this page. By continuing to use our site, you agree to be bound by the new rules.
Contact Us: Send Us Your Cookie-Fueled Thoughts
• If you have any questions or concerns, please contact us at ChefGirlRV@gmail.com. We're always here to talk about cookies.
At ChefGirlRV, we're so confident in our delicious, organic keto lactation cookies that we have a very simple return policy: We don't take returns.
Once our cookies leave our bakery and enter your belly (or your partner's, or that one friend who just really loves cookies), they've served their glorious purpose. We can't exactly un-eat them for you, and we're pretty sure you wouldn't want us to.
Here's the deal:
• A cookie catastrophe: Did your package arrive looking like it lost a fight with a rogue forklift? If your cookies were genuinely damaged in transit, please send a picture of the sad situation to our support team at ChefGirlRV@gmail.com within 24 hours of delivery. We'll work with you to make it right, and immediately send out a replacement.
• The flavor faux pas: Look, we're not saying our cookies are for everyone. But with our premium, organic ingredients and carefully crafted recipes, we're confident you'll be on board. We can't offer refunds if you discover you're not a fan of our cookies. You can't return that movie because you didn't like the ending, can you?
• The milk-making mystery: Some women's bodies react differently to galactagogues. We can't guarantee that these cookies will turn you into a milk fountain, but we can guarantee they'll be a tasty snack!
• The address blunder: Did your cookies get delivered to your weird neighbor instead of you? Sorry, but we can't take responsibility for incorrect addresses entered by our customers. Double-check that shipping info, mama!
• The "oops, I ate them all" defense: If you've polished off the entire box and now want your money back, that's not how this works. We call that a satisfied customer, not a return.
In summary, all sales are final, but we're always here to help with any genuine issues.
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