Last updated: Probably after eating too many cookies.
Welcome to the privacy policy for ChefGirlRV!
We know you're here for delicious organic keto lactation cookies, not a boring legal document, but even though our cookies are heavenly, we still need to be serious about your privacy.
We promise we'll keep this short and sweet!
What information we collect (and why we need it)
• Order Information: When you buy cookies, we collect your name, address, email, and payment details. This is purely to make sure the cookies get to your tummy and not someone else's.
• Account Information: If you create an account, we store your login details. This is just to make ordering more cookies easier for you.
• Website Cookies: Yes, we use the digital kind too! These cookies help our website work smoothly and tell us which of our delicious flavors are the most popular. Don't worry, they don't share your deepest cookie desires with anyone else.
How we use your information (for good, never evil)
• To send you cookies: The most important use!
• To communicate with you: Order updates and, if you sign up, cookie news.
• To improve our website: So you can find your favorite cookies faster.
Who we share your information with (only necessary folks)
• Delivery services: They need your address to deliver the goods.
• Payment processors: They handle the money safely.
Your Rights (and your craving for more cookies)
• You can ask us what information we have about you.
• You can ask us to delete your information (but who would want to delete cookie history?).
Security (we try our best)
We protect your data with standard security measures. Think of it like protecting the last cookie in the jar – we're pretty serious about it.
Changes to this policy (the not-so-fun part)
We might update this policy occasionally. If we do, we'll change the date at the top.
Contact Us (We love hearing from you!)
Questions, concerns, or just want to tell us how amazing our cookies are? Email us at ChefGirlRV@gmail.com.
Read this section very carefully. It is not funny.
The information on this website regarding our keto lactation cookies is for entertainment and informational purposes only.
The statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, a witch doctor, or that one weird aunt who says a daily glass of pickle juice will solve all your problems.
Our products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
Basically, we make cookies, not medical miracles.
By purchasing and consuming these cookies, you acknowledge that we are just a bakery, not a medical clinic.
We cannot guarantee that our cookies will turn you into a human dairy factory, give you superpowers, or make your baby suddenly start sleeping through the night.
If they do, please contact us immediately so we can feature your story in our ads.
Always consult your doctor or a qualified healthcare provider before undertaking a new health or dietary regimen. If you have any medical questions or concerns, please contact a professional and not a cookie company.
Side effects may include:
•An overwhelming desire to hide the last cookie.
•Wearing the same shirt for three days because the baby looks comfortable.
•Slightly fewer keto cravings.
•The uncontrollable urge to tell everyone you meet about these cookies.
•In rare cases, forgetting you were in the middle of a sentence.
By consuming these cookies, you agree to not hold our company liable for any sudden increases in milk supply, uncontrollable cravings, or partner-related cookie theft disputes. You're a parent, you've got bigger things to worry about.
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