PSA for all the keto mamas out there hoarding their treats like they're gold bricks…

We know you've stashed these little miracles everywhere — the back of the pantry, the bottom of the diaper bag, possibly in a secret compartment of the stroller.

But, a sealed bag of our Organic LC/Keto Lactation Treats isn't a time capsule. It has an expiration date.

The Official Rules of Lactation Treat Longevity

Rule #1: The Unopened Package.

These are not like your pre-pregnancy jeans. They will not magically fit better if you leave them untouched in the back of the pantry for six months. Our vacuum seal keeps them fresh for up to a week when stored at room temperature, two weeks when stored in the fridge.

Rule #2: The Opened Package.

Once you break the seal, the game changes. You have approximately 5–7 days to enjoy them at their peak freshness. We call this "The Week of Inevitable Consumption." Or, if your partner is a cookie thief, within 5-7 minutes. We don't judge.

Rule #3: The Emergency Stash.

If you feel the need to hide a bag in your nightstand, a forgotten coat pocket, or under the sofa cushions for later, we support you. Just remember, these are baked goods, not fine wine. They don't get better with age, just slightly more crumbly.

Rule #4: The Freezer.

For the super-planners… Want to extend the fun? Pop your treats in the freezer for a rainy day (or a super-stormy supply drop). They'll stay perfect for up to 3 months. In fact, some of our moms say they prefer them frozen. It's like a tiny, frozen, milk-producing surprise. Not your jam? Thaw for a few minutes and enjoy!

Pro Tip: Make sure the seal is tight. Otherwise, you might find yourself with a cookie that tastes suspiciously like a frozen chicken nugget. (We've been there. Don't recommend it.)

So, let’s go over what we’ve learned:

For best results, consume within one week of opening, or freeze for up to three months. We're pretty sure you can handle that. After all, you’ve kept a human alive on no sleep. You got this.

But, let's be real — if you still have a sealed bag after that long, we're a little concerned.

Are you getting enough treats? Should we send help? Call us. We're here for you.

Go ahead. We know you’re eyeing it. Grab that precious bag you've been saving.

It's not a museum piece — it's a tool for survival.

And you've earned every single crumb.

FAQs 💭

Q: ”When will I get the goods?”

A: Our cookies and cakes are so fresh, they haven't been born, yet! We know you're busy, and we want to make sure you get your lactation goodies as soon as possible. That's why we've streamlined our baking and shipping process to get your magic delivered right to your door. We bake on Sundays and ship on Mondays. That means if you place an order by Sunday morning, you’re golden. #EasyLikeASundayMorning

If it’s a holiday, we'll bake right after the party's over, and ship the following week!

Q: "Are these treats actually keto?"

A: Yes, they are. But if your spouse sneaks a few and they suddenly start making milk, please don't report us. We're still working on that feature.

Q: "How long do these cookies last once I break the seal?"

A: Scientifically? About a week for peak freshness. Realistically? We're a little concerned if you have leftovers. You've just gone through childbirth. You've earned the treats.

Q: "Do these treats have superpowers beyond making milk?"

A: We're working on invisibility, but for now, they only help with milk production and potentially making you happier. The jury's still out on their ability to fold laundry.

Q: "I accidentally ate a cookie while not breastfeeding. Will anything happen?"

A: You will experience the delightful taste of a delicious keto treat. You will not, however, suddenly start producing milk. Your enjoyment is guaranteed, lactation is not.

Q: "Why are they vacuum-sealed? Is it a secret code?"

A: It's a secret code... for freshness! And to keep them safe from cookie monsters (human or otherwise) in your house.

Q: "My partner keeps stealing them. What should I do?"

A: This is a serious situation. We recommend a hiding spot only accessible by someone who has recently given birth and is fueled by sleep deprivation and cookie cravings. Good luck.

Q: "Can I bring these to a non-breastfeeding friend's house?"

A: Absolutely! They're delicious keto cookies even without the lactation benefits. Just be prepared for questions when you pull out the vacuum-sealed bag.

Q: "Is it normal to finish a bag faster than expected?"

A: It's not abnormal. Enjoy every crumb!

Q: "Will these give me energy for those sleepless nights?"

A: While they are delicious and satisfying, they are not a substitute for sleep. But they might make the sleepless nights slightly more enjoyable.

Q: "Do I need a special tool to open the vacuum seal?"

A: Just your hands (or teeth, we don't judge). The seal is there to protect the deliciousness within.

Q: "Can I eat these while pregnant?"

A: Yes! The ingredients are safe to eat while pregnant, but always consult with your doctor before consuming any new products if you have concerns!